Home Design Humorist Prints

"We'll take it."

'Oh, shoot! That's an 'H.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'What are my priorities? Take this huge closet and build a house around it!'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Yard Sale

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Duvet nailed to the floor.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

Town Planning Department

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

How to Build a Bungalow

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

Carpet Cows

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Dog Bookends

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

It looks like wood, but it's actually vinyl siding.

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'You may be the CEO of a large corporation, but at home you're an OMW, observe my whims!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!