Quirky Decorateur Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: helmet decorations.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Cake Free Zone

Emergency Hipster Beard

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Bathroom Fairy

"Can that be right?"

The Hammer

Yard Sale

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Pinata Trophies

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Rogue elephant

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"