Christmas Decor Devotee Pillows

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Clearing Away Christmas

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'What are you doing here? It's only November.'

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

Physicist's Christmas tree

"Your intel on naughty and nice - NSA?"

Car with upright Christmas tree.

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

'Of course when minimalism died I got rid of everything.'

Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.

Don't even think about it!

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

Nutcracker Island

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

'We decided it's our best protection against liability suits.'

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

'I'm sorry, lady...I just deliver the stuff. I can't help you open that plastic packaging!'

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

'Whew!'

"Do you smell what I smell?

"Honey, your mother is here."

"I told the downstairs neighbors they had to take their tree down by New Year's."

The Development of the Tchotchke