Decoration Devotee Pillows

'I can't believe none of us are working this year.'

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Room for bigger presents."

Hands down the winner of the neighborhood Christmas display!

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Bring on the tinsel

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

Army general with a mobile made of medals.

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Italica

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

D.I.Y

You're the olive in my martini

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Like father like son.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'