Decor Drama Lovers Gifts

"I love what you've done with the place."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Blue Dress and Feather

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"Accepting for..."

Prehistoric Wallpaper

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Yenta Theatre Presents: Waiting for Godot