Decor Drama Lovers Gifts

"I love what you've done with the place."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Blue Dress and Feather

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"Accepting for..."

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Prehistoric Wallpaper

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Lady convincing her husband to have wallpaper instead of plaster.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'On TV they play dramatic music as the contestants enter the ring'

Yenta Theatre Presents: Waiting for Godot