Playful Radicals Gifts

Selfie Stick

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Hard to follow...'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

Hazardous Wastes R Us.

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

'It's very realistic, Katie. It comes equipped with plenty of redtape!'

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

Tinder for dogs

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

Cat trying to catch the musical notes coming from a piano

No Ball Games in the Park

'Do I have to fetch the newspaper? -- Peter Hitchens always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!'

'I'll have you know that I'm listening to offers from other families!'

Those bubble wrap kids.

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

"I'm looking for a card that says 'You're one step closer to the grave', but in a humorous way."

"Joe and I had 409, 371 children but we never married."

"Let's play David and Goliath. You'll be David and I'll be the ACLU."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"The floor is lava, and without intervention the entire house will be lava by 2050."

"Jonathan, leave granddad alone. He's not feeling interactive."