Playful Radicals Mugs

Teddy Bear Tea Party.

Selfie Stick

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

'Hard to follow...'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

Hazardous Wastes R Us.

'It's very realistic, Katie. It comes equipped with plenty of redtape!'

'This week he took me skateboarding. I think my inner child's trying to kill me.'

Tinder for dogs

"What is your position regarding the issue of emotional commitment in a relationship?"

No Ball Games in the Park

Cat trying to catch the musical notes coming from a piano

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

'Do I have to fetch the newspaper? -- Peter Hitchens always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!'

"The floor is lava, and without intervention the entire house will be lava by 2050."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Let's play David and Goliath. You'll be David and I'll be the ACLU."

"Joe and I had 409, 371 children but we never married."

"I'm looking for a card that says 'You're one step closer to the grave', but in a humorous way."

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

Those bubble wrap kids.

'I'll have you know that I'm listening to offers from other families!'