Playful Anarchists Gifts

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Microscope slide

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

'The black sheep of the flock,'

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

'Any messages while I was out?'

"These family dinners have become a lot friendlier since we started wearing nametags."

"Could you keep it down please!"

"You are breaking so many laws right now I don't even know where to begin."

Ear Bud Hijacking

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'I've an idea, why don't we just tear up all these targets and let people get on with their jobs!'

New Milks

"Sometimes having to have the happy childhood my parents never had is just too much of a responsibility."

No Ball Games in the Park

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

'Physicists talking dirty'

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

'I must inform the witness that we have not yet reached the time when an oath can be sworn on a six pack of lager...'

'Raymond's an anarchist couch potato.'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"You still need that recipe for boiling water?"

The Devil has the best Tunes. Jesus says: 'Oooh, cherry menthol flavour.'

"Sorry, but walkies would be 'new business' and right now we're discussing 'old business.'"

"The floor is lava, and without intervention the entire house will be lava by 2050."

"Let's play David and Goliath. You'll be David and I'll be the ACLU."

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

'Levitation my foot! - He's got a TRAMPOLINE over there!'