Agenda Anarchist Gifts

"I don't care if you did pre-blog the meeting. I'm changing the agenda."

'I've an idea, why don't we just tear up all these targets and let people get on with their jobs!'

"Sorry, but walkies would be 'new business' and right now we're discussing 'old business.'"

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

'Any messages while I was out?'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

'I've got a tight schedule.'

Great coaching is about understanding your coachee's agenda..

"Could you keep it down please!"

Bonfire of the Paperwork

Ear Bud Hijacking

'What are we taking a hard look at today?'

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

'You may know where the bodies are buried, but do you know which way the wind blows?'

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"Would anyone like to hear about my bathroom extension?"

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

'Raymond's an anarchist couch potato.'

Office Terrorism As Self-Help