Tv Anarchists Gifts

'Raymond's an anarchist couch potato.'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

'Any messages while I was out?'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"You are breaking so many laws right now I don't even know where to begin."

"Could you keep it down please!"

Ear Bud Hijacking

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

'I've an idea, why don't we just tear up all these targets and let people get on with their jobs!'

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

"Delicious!"

Life Hacks

"Sorry, but walkies would be 'new business' and right now we're discussing 'old business.'"

Correct sir, our new dress down friday guideline does allow T-shirts with a logo, but it's the company's logo that must appear on it!

Office Terrorism As Self-Help

"I don't care if you did pre-blog the meeting. I'm changing the agenda."

'Why don't we just get rid of the TV?'

Where a truant goes at the weekend.

"Of course, lack of discipline is a major problem in raising free-range chickens!"

Feelings towards radios - Hands throwing a radio out of a window

'I found this crazy American in the street, singing and dancing in the rain.'

'Ready Steady Punk'

"You kids need to be more productive, so I decided to cut the cable."

Customer walking into a store with a sign saying "No shirt, no shoes, no service" with no pants on

Kill your TV, not yourself.