Attendance Anarchist Gifts

Where a truant goes at the weekend.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Star Wars Audience

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

Attendees Anonymous

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

"I wanted to talk to the boss about the alarming sick leave level but ten minutes ago he called in sick..."

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

'The black sheep of the flock,'

'Any messages while I was out?'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

"Could you keep it down please!"

Ear Bud Hijacking

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

Bonfire of the Paperwork

You shouldn't take it personally, sire --- All cats are anarchists.

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

'I've an idea, why don't we just tear up all these targets and let people get on with their jobs!'

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

Office Terrorism As Self-Help

'Raymond's an anarchist couch potato.'

"Sorry, but walkies would be 'new business' and right now we're discussing 'old business.'"

Correct sir, our new dress down friday guideline does allow T-shirts with a logo, but it's the company's logo that must appear on it!

"I don't care if you did pre-blog the meeting. I'm changing the agenda."