Attendance Anarchist Mugs

Where a truant goes at the weekend.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Star Wars Audience

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

"I wanted to talk to the boss about the alarming sick leave level but ten minutes ago he called in sick..."

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

'The black sheep of the flock,'

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'Any messages while I was out?'

Bonfire of the Paperwork

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Could you keep it down please!"

"May the good Lord bless this Town Council for the revival of our religious invocations. We thank Thee in the name of Jesus Christ!"

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

'I've an idea, why don't we just tear up all these targets and let people get on with their jobs!'

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

'Raymond's an anarchist couch potato.'

"Sorry, but walkies would be 'new business' and right now we're discussing 'old business.'"

Correct sir, our new dress down friday guideline does allow T-shirts with a logo, but it's the company's logo that must appear on it!

"I don't care if you did pre-blog the meeting. I'm changing the agenda."

"Of course, lack of discipline is a major problem in raising free-range chickens!"