Appointment Anarchist Gifts

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

The hour of justice

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

'Any messages while I was out?'

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

"I'm afraid he's not available at the moment. Would you like to leave a message?"

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"Could you keep it down please!"

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

'I've an idea, why don't we just tear up all these targets and let people get on with their jobs!'

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

"Sorry to keep you waiting..."

"We'll need to vent your spleen."

'Is whenever I damn please good for you?'

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

'Age please sir?' - 'You mean now, or when I first got here?'

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

Life Hacks

"Sorry, but walkies would be 'new business' and right now we're discussing 'old business.'"

"I don't care if you did pre-blog the meeting. I'm changing the agenda."