Appointment Anarchist Gifts

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

The hour of justice

'Hmmm...It is: innocent until proven guilty? Or is it: guilty until proven innocent?'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

'Any messages while I was out?'

Trump's Oath

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

"I'm afraid he's not available at the moment. Would you like to leave a message?"

Ear Bud Hijacking

"I can't work in a place that doesn't share my commitment to honesty, moral integrity and a $15,000 sign on bonus."

"Could you keep it down please!"

Bonfire of the Paperwork

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

'I've an idea, why don't we just tear up all these targets and let people get on with their jobs!'

"Sorry to keep you waiting..."

'Is whenever I damn please good for you?'

"We'll need to vent your spleen."

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

Office Terrorism As Self-Help

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

'Age please sir?' - 'You mean now, or when I first got here?'

Life Hacks

". . . and yours is the most special of the special interests I cater to."

"Sorry, but walkies would be 'new business' and right now we're discussing 'old business.'"