Agenda Rebel Gifts

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

I did it my way.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Tough Teddies

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

The Surly Yoof

Australian punk

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."