Agenda Rebel Pillows

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

I did it my way.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Had enough of the box.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Tough Teddies

The Surly Yoof

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

Australian punk

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."