Amicable Anarchist Gifts

"These family dinners have become a lot friendlier since we started wearing nametags."

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

'The black sheep of the flock,'

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Bonfire of the Paperwork

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

'I've an idea, why don't we just tear up all these targets and let people get on with their jobs!'

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"Is this late lunch or early dinner?"

I'm not challenging your authority. I'm rejecting it completely."

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"Sorry, but walkies would be 'new business' and right now we're discussing 'old business.'"

The Rebel and His Dog

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

'I must inform the witness that we have not yet reached the time when an oath can be sworn on a six pack of lager...'

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

"I don't care if you did pre-blog the meeting. I'm changing the agenda."

"Of course, lack of discipline is a major problem in raising free-range chickens!"

Where a truant goes at the weekend.

'Anarchists convention 99' "I'm not letting anyone in till you've formed a disorderly rabble"

People who should not hike...

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'It's not easy running an organization like this -- you have to be really tactful.'

"I don’t want to get married but I’ve always loved the idea of being a widow."

"In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you advocate for a violent overthrow of the government."

'I found this crazy American in the street, singing and dancing in the rain.'

'You're a disgrace to the uniform!'

"I finally won my battle against those little aphids that crawl all over my squash!"