Anarchist Humor Gifts

"You are breaking so many laws right now I don't even know where to begin."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

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Museum Guard Portrait

Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.

"It's perfect."

Foreclosure.

'He has mixed feelings about the trophy — it's a lifetime achievement award from the Anarchists' Association.'

Scream Shrink

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

'They're still waiting for Godot.'

Sock puppet down!: 'A hand! I need a hand!'

"I understand they're pretty much extinct everywhere else."

Lenin closet

'Ha ha, that cloud looks just like Frederick Pethick-Lawrence, Financial Secretary to the Treasury, 1929-1931.'

"What to Expect When You're Alive"

Arch Rivals.

"Damn! I forgot the Thermos flask."

Brain Pasta

'Anarchists convention 99' "I'm not letting anyone in till you've formed a disorderly rabble"

"He searches for silver at the weekends to bring down western capitalism."

'Not another one with scruffy jeans and trainers!?'