Quiet Moments Enthusiast Gifts

"I love our comfortable silences."

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Sitting in a tree

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Book Me!

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Cyber Dream

The best relationships are silent.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

Biting Slippers.

Windchimes

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

Welcome to our meeting!

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Free Little Library

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Make America Quiet