Quality Time Devotee Mugs

'And then Baby Bear said...'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Office pics on dinner table.

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Book Me!

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'Golf is Life (his).'

Time for bed

'Dad, I know you're busy, but how much time do you save reading me Reader's Digest Condensed version of The Cat in the Hat.'

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"Is sand called 'sand' because it's between the sea and the land?"

"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."