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"Too crowded. Let's go."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Modern camping

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"That song in your heart has a nice beat to it."

The Solution!

"I've got him on vibrate."

"I work too hard, I think I need to spend more time with the children... Do we have any?"

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

Corkscrewed wine bottle.

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'

Tunnel of sneaking off to check your phone.

"Sorry darling, but if Dad has put his blinkers on and is reading the newspaper, it means he doesn't want to be disturbed..."

Stress Relief - Knock Quietly.

'I just retired from politics to spend more time with my children -- are you my children?'

"Can you please be quiet for a few minutes?"

"Suzi, c'mon doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

'Addicted to the Internet? Try our new patch!' (At the pharmacy).

Kid at front door with mobile. 'Hello Mrs. Howser. Can Jason come out to play?'

Computer as Centre of Family Life