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A Hangover is the Bad Time a Good Time Gives You.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Ancient Racing

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Can that be right?"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Computer Controlled Car

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Modern camping

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Cow outboard engine

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Slipstream

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Pamplona 500

"What an amazing view!"

Pedalo Racer

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

"I've got him on vibrate."

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Zero to sixty in three days.'