Good Time Seeker Pillows

A Hangover is the Bad Time a Good Time Gives You.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Ancient Racing

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Can that be right?"

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Computer Controlled Car

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Modern camping

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

Cow outboard engine

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Slipstream

"My boss wanted someone with drive so I hired a NASCAR racer."

"So the question you need to ask yourself is - 'Just how much of a mid-life crisis can I afford?'"

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

Pamplona 500

"What an amazing view!"

Pedalo Racer

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

"I've got him on vibrate."

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.