Personal Time Protector Pillows

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Where your mind & battle are los

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Lazy Octopus

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

Privacy - Surveillance

Noise Pollution

'More government surveillance!'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"It's running five minutes fast."

Statue of Security

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Domestic Spying Drones