Personal Space Protector Pillows

'The 10 Habits of Highly Annoying People'

"Don't invade his space."

Man in Gents toilet being watched by CCTV

"For the hundred millionth time....'Do you mind?'"

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

No Free Hugs

"My self-defence training wasn't as useful as I'd hoped...Somehow it lacked the necessary 'edge'."

"I didn't mind the panel interview, but I got creeped out by the group hug at the end."

"We all have to maintain our personal boundaries. I'm prepared to maintain mine with pepper spray."

'Oh, I gave up greeting people years ago. I was only interrupting their music.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

'More government surveillance!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Privacy - Surveillance

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Statue of Security

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"I only told a few friends."