Sleep Protector Pillows

"No, I'm an ocologist, as in a cancer doctor. Not an on-call-ogist! Stop calling me!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

Privacy - Surveillance

'More government surveillance!'

Japanese Whaling

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Statue of Security

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"I only told a few friends."

Hope and ______

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Hidden Facebook Features

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?