Sleep Supporter Pillows

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"In da house"

"You were snoring."

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"What's with your hair?"

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

"I know eight hours sleep a day is normal... but not at work!"

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'She let the bedbugs bite.'