Sleep Supporter Pillows

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

Give Sleep a Chance

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Contented man and cat sleeping

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"What's with your hair?"

"You were snoring."

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

"In da house"

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

"I know eight hours sleep a day is normal... but not at work!"

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

'She let the bedbugs bite.'