Quiet Time Protector Pillows

Noise Pollution

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Hush puppy.

At the rock concert...

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

She required plenty of personal space.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Book Me!

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Cyber Dream

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I've got him on vibrate."

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Milo, are you feeling that Daisy is 'leaning in' more? Did you guys try any of the homework? I know, let's try not napping, can we try this? No?"

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'Are you taking a nap?. . . Ok, I'll be really quiet. . . I'll just be reading the paper. . . Hon?. . . Just checking to see if you were asleep.'

Free Little Library

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."