Quality Time Advocate Pillows

"I've locked myself out of my phone for an hour—I'm trying to be more present."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"You are still here."

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'Guess who's teething?'

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

Statue of Female Executive

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

Women Possibilities

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

'Golf is Life (his).'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

'And then Baby Bear said...'

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

"And then they went and did work in a coffee shop and lived happily ever after."

'Dad, I know you're busy, but how much time do you save reading me Reader's Digest Condensed version of The Cat in the Hat.'

"Milo, are you feeling that Daisy is 'leaning in' more? Did you guys try any of the homework? I know, let's try not napping, can we try this? No?"

"Your application is excellent, but I'm afraid you suffer from not being enough like everyone else."

'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'