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"I've locked myself out of my phone for an hour—I'm trying to be more present."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"You are still here."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

'Guess who's teething?'

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"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

'I need to find you a company with strong anti-discrimination policies...'

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'Golf is Life (his).'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"My Dear Lady, what a perfectly charming idea! I wonder which of us gentlemen put it into your attractive little head."

'And then Baby Bear said...'

"And then they went and did work in a coffee shop and lived happily ever after."

"Your application is excellent, but I'm afraid you suffer from not being enough like everyone else."

'We believe in seeing ability, not disability. In your case, we see neither.'

"Milo, are you feeling that Daisy is 'leaning in' more? Did you guys try any of the homework? I know, let's try not napping, can we try this? No?"

'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

"There are rumours going round that you have a home lift."