Emotional Connection Seeker Pillows

"Visit mom's diner!!! ...or at least call"

"You don't even feign interest any more."

Pyjama party

Emotional Bling

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Family Feeling

Unhappy clown.

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

Romantic Coffee Dates

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

'Ooh, let me see... I'm hungry for affection?'

"I had an amazing hug dream."

(I can't ever forgive my parents.) (I, on the other hand, am profoundly grateful to them.)

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Mood Swing.

Victim support

"I need a hug."

Connecting

"...and then the bitch left me...."

'Would you tuck me in?'

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

'Maybe all I really need is a hug.'

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."

"When I said I wanted closure, this is not what I had in mind!"

"And there's when I was 10, and they caught me shoplifting. Man, I didn't know you kept everything bottled up like that."