Emotional Connection Enthusiast Pillows

"Not happy"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

Emotional Bling

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

Family Feeling

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

I need a shoulder to cry on! And business advice!

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Valentine's Day Kiss

"There was nothing you could do. It's not your fault if the patient doesn't show for the operation!"

"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

My valentine

"I just get the feeling nobody cares what I have to say."

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

'First, developing your brain! There's enough time for feelings later!'

Vending machine offers tea and sympathy

'We're looking for managers that demonstrate high levels of emotional intelligence. Here, please try on this mood ring.'

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."