Emotional Connection Enthusiast Gifts

"Not happy"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

Emotional Bling

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

Family Feeling

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

'I'm prescribing a ticket for a feel-good movie of the year.'

Valentine's Day Kiss

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Emotional Incontinence - Emotional Illiteracy

I need a shoulder to cry on! And business advice!

"There was nothing you could do. It's not your fault if the patient doesn't show for the operation!"

'Maybe you should try crying on the OUTSIDE....'

Of course, you do --- Yu have mixed feelings about everything!

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

'Even my emotional baggage is leather.'

'First, developing your brain! There's enough time for feelings later!'

My valentine

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"I just get the feeling nobody cares what I have to say."

Vending machine offers tea and sympathy

'We're looking for managers that demonstrate high levels of emotional intelligence. Here, please try on this mood ring.'