Emotional Connections Gifts

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."

"Sometimes I wish you were more incandescent -- you know, like an Italian."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Worry tank

Emotional Bling

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Family Feeling

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Romance

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"I can't tell if I'm being overly sensitive or you're being a cold, controlling, maniacal jerk."

Human empathy

'We've been going together for six months now, Rupert -- When are you going to open up?'

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

"Honey, you’re overreacting. I said I think I might be gay."

Man thinking - "The sex I can cope with. It's the cuddling afterwards I can't stand."

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

"Finally, a togetherie!"

"Let's go back to my place. That way, I'll already be home."

"I contain multitudes, but usually the reasonable lady shows up, the fun one drinks too much, and the angry one takes the train home."

"No one can lay on a guilt trip like my mother."