Emotional Connection Seeker Gifts

"Visit mom's diner!!! ...or at least call"

"You don't even feign interest any more."

Emotional Bling

Pyjama party

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

Family Feeling

Unhappy clown.

Romantic Coffee Dates

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"So, I said to the lion, 'You want proof laughter ensures emotional health?... Ever seen a hyena in therapy?!'"

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

"If you ask me, we're better off without her."

Anxiety

"I had an amazing hug dream."

I've been trying to cut back on my salt intake. I'd also like to do that, but unfortunately, my main source of salt comes from tears streaming into my mouth.

'Ooh, let me see... I'm hungry for affection?'

(I can't ever forgive my parents.) (I, on the other hand, am profoundly grateful to them.)

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

"I need a hug."

Mood Swing.

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Victim support

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

'Maybe all I really need is a hug.'

"...and then the bitch left me...."

'Would you tuck me in?'

Connecting

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."