Emotional Connections T-Shirts

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."

"Sometimes I wish you were more incandescent -- you know, like an Italian."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Worry tank

Emotional Bling

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Family Feeling

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

Psychiatry. I keep thinking the same bad thoughts over and over! An "emotional baggage carousel"!

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Romance

"Your problem, Trevor, is that you're very thin skinned."

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'I'm afraid to ask.'

Human empathy

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

Biannual relationship conversation, new business. Item last: Feelings check. No, please. C'mon, let's share. Get it out How do you fell about me? It's biannual and agreed to by treaty. Oh, fine. I find you not wholly objectionable. My heart be still. Oh, Snookums. You're adorable. Not get ye lost.

"I can't tell if I'm being overly sensitive or you're being a cold, controlling, maniacal jerk."

'We've been going together for six months now, Rupert -- When are you going to open up?'

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

"No one can lay on a guilt trip like my mother."

"God, it feels so good to be able to hug you again."

"Let's go back to my place. That way, I'll already be home."

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder.

"Honey, you’re overreacting. I said I think I might be gay."

"Finally, a togetherie!"

"I contain multitudes, but usually the reasonable lady shows up, the fun one drinks too much, and the angry one takes the train home."