Social Connecter Mugs

"Do you realise that, apart from the obscene phone calls, I don't hear another human voice all day?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Networking

Obsession with the Internet.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

My Dream Valentine

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Chasebook

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Today's love

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."