Social Connections Mugs

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Foot tap

"Let's go back to my place. That way, I'll already be home."

“I know a guy who knows a guy who knew this guy who knows two guys who knew our guy — trust me, it’s a piece of cake.”

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

'When I was downsized, all the contacts in my smart phone, flashed before my eyes.'

"Good grief it's Carstairs, we went to school together, what do you do these days?"

Actually without the mask, I look a lot like Brad Pitt

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Networking

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Glance Exchange

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Obsession with the Internet.

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

My Dream Valentine

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"Great coffee, Carole."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'