Social Networking Mugs

'Three life sentences, but hey, you're trending on twitter...'

"Should we worry that the farmer "liked" our selfie, and commented about how delicious we look?"

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

'She looks so liberated.'

Rugby...simply a great way to meet people.

'Who would've thought Ms. Kent was following our tweets?'

'Weird... look Dad! Someone printed out a bunch of tweets, and then they added exrta characters to all the words...' 'Or as I call it, a book!'

Unsocial Networking.

'Has the jury tweeted a verdict?'

'Joey, what have I told you? If you can't say something nice, post it on a social media platform.'

'Needs to be more tweetable.'

'Do something offline for a change? OK...let me see what suggestions I can find online.'

'Don't interrupt - he's downloading another song.'

'The regulators came down hard on us. They unfriended us on facebook.'

'Wait ‘til you see the video I uploaded of you coming out of anesthesia. It's HILARIOUS!'

Two-Facedbook.

"Anyone following me on Twitter already knows what I did this past summer."

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

You can also follow me on social media websites.

Multitaskers Anonymous: We're All Mostly Listening

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

Don't turn your first networking meeting into a sales pitch

'What this business really needs now is some credibility...so let's start with 1,000 social media followers, how much will that set us back??'

Couple flirting in Text Language.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'You can trust me on this, because I heard it from a friend of a friend of a Facebook friend.'

'Seriously! My parents say they remember when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls.'

The Addict

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

Gravesite has QR code on tombstone

Birds Tweet and Retweet.

'No, I'm not coming down for dinner! Didn't you read my Blog?'

Social networking.