Social Networking Devotee Mugs

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Networking

Digital Fomo!

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Trick or Tweet

"You've got computer-breath."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."