Social Networking Prints

Collected works

'Three life sentences, but hey, you're trending on twitter...'

"Should we worry that the farmer "liked" our selfie, and commented about how delicious we look?"

'No Facebook page, no Twitter, no blog... and you expect kids to believe in you?'

'But... your Facebook profile says you're a vegetarian!'

'We were ready to hire you until we saw the photo of you on Facebook sliding on the ice...'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

'She looks so liberated.'

Rugby...simply a great way to meet people.

'Who would've thought Ms. Kent was following our tweets?'

'Weird... look Dad! Someone printed out a bunch of tweets, and then they added exrta characters to all the words...' 'Or as I call it, a book!'

'Oh, for heaven's sake What kind of ridiculous thing did you put on your facebook now, Jake'

"When I asked you to read a book, I didn't mean Facebook."

Unsocial Networking.

'Has the jury tweeted a verdict?'

'Joey, what have I told you? If you can't say something nice, post it on a social media platform.'

'Needs to be more tweetable.'

'I see that you have two sisters and you like the Beatles. I predict that you will graduate in 2012...'

'Do something offline for a change? OK...let me see what suggestions I can find online.'

Facebook Friends

Baby Mobile

'The regulators came down hard on us. They unfriended us on facebook.'

'Don't interrupt - he's downloading another song.'

'I'm following him on Twitter.'

'Wait ‘til you see the video I uploaded of you coming out of anesthesia. It's HILARIOUS!'

Two-Facedbook.

'Just remember, Facebook is not a book.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

"Anyone following me on Twitter already knows what I did this past summer."

Don't turn your first networking meeting into a sales pitch

You can also follow me on social media websites.

'First it's surveillance cameras in schools and now my mom wants to be my friend on Facebook, so she can check up on me.''