Social Networker Extraordinaire Pillows

'I think I would get along really well with someone as disagreeable as me.'

Networking

Bird Tweet.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Mark Zuckerberg

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

Man-mobile

Mark Zuckerberg

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

We met online.

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

"Remember - kindergarten is an excellent opportunity to make connections for first grade."

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

Internet Name Tags.

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

"Gentlemen, let's do lunch."

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

Break Time at the Computer Lab.

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

Faithbook

Men Networking

"Insider trading is so last century, I prefer exclusive networking opportunities."

"At the moment I just follow, but someday I hope to be followed."

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is on my extended network."

And remember, you're supposed to be promoting me!

Mark Zuckerberg

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