Spiritual Networker Pillows

"In heaven nobody denies your friend request."

Networking

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I'm going on a retreat."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Man-mobile

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

We met online.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

Arrow Church

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

Palm Top Readings

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'