Spiritual Networker Pillows

"In heaven nobody denies your friend request."

Networking

Bird Tweet.

Mark Zuckerberg

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"I'm going on a retreat."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

We met online.

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Man-mobile

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

Arrow Church

Gracebook.

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

Palm Top Readings

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

Mark Zuckerberg