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"Maybe we should change the name of the parish to something cool, like the Protestants do and add a coffee bar."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

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The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

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"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

The Devil's advocaat.

Getting old...

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."

"I thought, 'Join me in a cup of coffee', was just an expression!"

'I'm going to have a few drinks with the guys...don't wait up for me.'

"Sometimes I wish I hadn't cut corners to it it in under seven."

Bar. Don’t apologize for calling me a porpoise … Heck, I thought you were a crocodile!

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