Search Engine Marketer Pillows

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Likes: $2.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

I should probably get out more.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Connected to Technology.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Man doing a search on a computer

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I love this street...it's so real man...'