Search Engine Marketer Pillows

The Guru has retired - couldn't complete with Google.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Lynching on social media

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

CEO with SEO

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Likes: $2.

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

I should probably get out more.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Man doing a search on a computer

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Connected to Technology.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.