Online Marketing Professional Pillows

'Just tweaking my bio in Wikipedia - what's up with you?'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Lynching on social media

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Online form - Submit.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Apples for sale

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Team Leader

Go team!

CEO with SEO

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

Likes: $2.

"You know, there are other emojis."

"#Win!"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.