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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"That's our new church mascot."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

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Final words on gravestones.

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

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At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

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"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

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"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'