'It's a bit old.'
Brand Strategy Gifts
Looking for a gift that acknowledges the creative minds behind top brands? Our collection for brand strategists features clever, professional, and humorous designs printed on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Ideal for branding experts, marketing aficionados, or anyone passionate about building iconic brands. Find a thoughtful way to say you appreciate their strategic genius while adding a touch of fun to their workspace or wardrobe.
"Yes sorry. Apple, Orange, Blackberry and all the good fruits are taken."
"Ok, 'Pringles' is a good product name, we just need a USP. . ."
"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
'We want everyone to remember our name.'
'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'
Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'
'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'
'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'
Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations
US v.s. Tech Giants
'We've re-branded.'
'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'
Direct Marketing...
"It lost a little something in translation."
XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.
The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof
"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."
'We have what might be a very good idea...'
"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"
'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'
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Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.
"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."
"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"
Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand
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"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."
Creative entrepreneur at work
Brand Strategy Gifts Collection
Brand Strategy Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring clever slogans and designs perfect for brand strategists. Start their mornings with a smile and a stylish coffee break.
Brand Strategy Pillows
Brighten up their space with pillows that combine comfort and wit. Ideal for home offices or lounges, these give their surroundings a smart, playful touch.
Brand Strategy Prints
Enhance their workspace with prints that celebrate branding brilliance. Stylish and inspiring, these posters bring clever design to their everyday environment.
Brand Strategy T-Shirts
Discover fun and professional t-shirts that celebrate branding mastery. Great for casual Fridays or team events, these shirts showcase their strategic flair.