"We will continue to manufacture the same products the customer has known and foolishly trusted for years."
Brand Strategy Sage Gifts
Searching for a gift that resonates with a brand strategy sage? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate marketing expertise and creative thinking. Whether for a colleague or a mentor, find something that sparks inspiration and shows appreciation for their strategic genius.
"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."
"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
'How fast can you hype?'
"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."
'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'
What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?
Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.
'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'
'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'
'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'
'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'
Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!
"Hurry up with that dictionary!"
Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.
"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."
"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."
"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"
'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'
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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."
"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."
'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'
'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'
When cockroaches go unchecked.
"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."
"Did you ask the client about product placement?"
'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'
'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'
'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'
"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."
Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo
"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it
'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'
Brand Strategy Sage Gifts Collection
Brand Strategy Sage Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that honor the insightful and witty nature of brand strategy sages. Perfect for coffee lovers and marketing pros alike.
Brand Strategy Sage Pillows
Find pillows that add personality and inspiration to any space of a brand strategist. Comfortable, clever, and uniquely motivational.
Brand Strategy Sage Prints
Browse prints that celebrate branding brilliance. Ideal for inspiring any marketing professional or creative thinker.
Brand Strategy Sage T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for marketing masterminds and creative strategists. Wear your brand pride with humor and style.