Brand Competition Gifts

'You heard me stranger! This town ain't big enough for two effective decay-preventin' dentifrices!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Ratminton

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Eat my dust!"

The Alpha Seltzer

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"