Brand Comparison Buff Gifts

Walmart vs. Target.

Ultimate generics.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Some scents are nonsense.

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'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Be open to help.

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

Gerald Ratner's return

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Western Outfitters.

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

SupermarketAwful Market.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Pamplona Station